Selling my poetry book.

 

Customers who bought me also bought a kilogram of bruised bananas

Customers who bought me also bought 50 Shades of Gray

Customers who bought me also bought a one month bus pass

Customers who bought me also bought Valentines chocolates

Customers who bought me also bought sex toys

Customers who bought me also bought asthma medication

Customers who bought me also bought a McHappy Meal

Customers who bought me also bought gargantuan TV screens

Customers who bought me also bought 10 ounces of crystal meth

Customers who bought me also bought time-share holidays in the Caymans

Customers who bought me also bought sponsorship for a child in Eritrea

Customers who bought me also bought weapons to arm insurgents

Customers who bought me were conceived in 1953 Buicks

Customers who bought me were unable to get an abortion in 23 states.

Customers who abort me were unable to buy twenty three states.

Customers who bought me felt like they hadn’t achieved anything of significance in their lives

Customers who bought me lived in the moment

Customers who bought me were lapsed Catholics

Customers who bought me were prolapsed and proLife

Customers who bought me embezzled $1.2 million undetected to finance their gambling addiction

Customers who bought me just wanted a little respect and recognition

Customers who bought me just wanted their husbands to give them a backrub

Customers who bought me sold themselves

Customers who bought me longed to return to their childhood.

Customers who bought me hated their childhood

Customers who bought me are like, y’know, inarticulate as.

Customers who bought me know there’s no money in poetry.

Customers who bought me know there’s no poetry in money

Customers who bought me will never be in the history books

Customers who bought me will never be in the news

Customers who bought me will never be in prison

Customers who bought me will never be in.

Customers who bought me will never be.

Customers who bought me will never.

Customers who bought me will.

Customers who bought me.

Customers who bored me.

Customers who bought

customers who bought

me.

Customers who?

Customers.