{"id":1659,"date":"2012-09-24T07:52:51","date_gmt":"2012-09-23T20:52:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.robwalkerpoet.com\/?p=1659"},"modified":"2012-09-24T07:52:51","modified_gmt":"2012-09-23T20:52:51","slug":"lets-have-safe-sex","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.robwalkerpoet.com\/?p=1659","title":{"rendered":"Let&#8217;s Have Safe Sex"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><!--[if IE 7]>\n\n<style type=\"text\/css\" media=\"screen\">@import url(\"http:\/\/dig.ccmixter.org\/css\/embed-ie7.css\");<\/style>\n\n<![endif]--><!--[if IE 8]>\n\n<style type=\"text\/css\" media=\"screen\">@import url(\"http:\/\/dig.ccmixter.org\/css\/embed-ie8.css\");<\/style>\n\n<![endif]--><script charset=\"utf-8\" type=\"text\/javascript\" src=\"http:\/\/mediaplayer.yahoo.com\/js\"><\/script><script type=\"text\/javascript\" src=\"http:\/\/dig.ccmixter.org\/js\/ef.ymp.utilities.js\">\/\/ <![CDATA[\n<script src=\"http:\/\/dig.ccmixter.org\/js\/ef.ymp.trackSeek.js\" type=\"text\/javascript\">\n\/\/ ]]><\/script><script charset=\"utf-8\" type=\"text\/javascript\">\/\/ <![CDATA[\nvar YMPParams = {defaultalbumart:'http:\/\/dig.ccmixter.org\/images\/default-cover.jpg'};\n\/\/ ]]><\/script><\/p>\n<div class=\"dig-track\" title=\"dig.ccmixter embedded track selection\">\n<ul class=\"dig-action\">\n<li><a class=\"dig-info-link\" href=\"http:\/\/dig.ccmixter.org\/dig?ids=39137&amp;dig-pane=info\"><span>Info<\/span><\/a><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<h4><a href=\"http:\/\/ccmixter.org\/content\/robwalkerpoet\/robwalkerpoet_-_Let_s_Have_Safe_Sex_(improved_Real_Woman_Mix).mp3\">Let&#8217;s Have Safe Sex (improved Real Woma\u2026<\/a><span class=\"dig-creator\">\u00a0by\u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/dig.ccmixter.org\/dig?user=robwalkerpoet\">robwalkerpoet<\/a><\/span><\/h4>\n<div class=\"dig-license\"><a href=\"http:\/\/creativecommons.org\/licenses\/by-nc\/3.0\/\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/dig.ccmixter.org\/images\/by-nc.png\" alt=\"Attribution Noncommercial  (3.0) Creative Commons License\" \/><\/a><\/div>\n<div class=\"dig-logo\"><a href=\"http:\/\/dig.ccmixter.org\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/dig.ccmixter.org\/images\/embed-logo.jpg\" alt=\"dig.ccmixter 'You already have permission\u2026'\" \/><\/a><\/div>\n<div class=\"dig-logo\"><\/div>\n<div class=\"dig-logo\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.robwalkerpoet.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/09\/rilakkuma_condom_03t.jpeg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-medium wp-image-1660\" title=\"rilakkuma_condom_03t\" src=\"http:\/\/www.robwalkerpoet.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/09\/rilakkuma_condom_03t-300x200.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"200\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.robwalkerpoet.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/09\/rilakkuma_condom_03t-300x200.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.robwalkerpoet.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/09\/rilakkuma_condom_03t.jpeg 580w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/div>\n<div style=\"clear: both;\">\n<p>Think of it as a funky \u00a0Public Health Announcement of a Sexual Nature. This was my entry in ccmixter&#8217;s Agent Blues secret mixter project. My secret collaborator was BigBonobo Combo, upon whose Safe Sex production this is based. <em>Big Boner Beau<\/em> is me (with some audio enhancement for audiophile dysfunction.) Thanks to my real-woman <em>Bonee<\/em>\u00a0(who chooses to remain incognito),\u00a0Daniel Cambier on very funky bass,\u00a0and sax player Mauro Dur\u00e3o, who sounds a lot like Derek Pascoe in our band Max Mo back in Adelaide, South Australia.\u00a0Thanks to Bigbonobo for the inspiration and original production.<\/p>\n<div>\u00a0Just a bit of fun, really, and a \u00a0thin excuse for a lot of immature highschool condom puns. I enjoyed myself, anyway\u2026<\/div>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong>Let\u2019s have safe sex.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>I\u2019m your\u00a0 big boner beau\u2026<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>You want da boom boom? Ya come up to ma room room.<\/p>\n<p>I\u2019m not into purity, I need a bit of security.<\/p>\n<p>I may be sleazy \u2013 but I ain\u2019t easy.<\/p>\n<p>Let\u2019s get climactic with a prophylactic.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><em>Bigbonobo: <\/em>Ladies I\u2019m talkin\u2019 to you. All the ladies. If ya wanna have fun. I you wanna have a great time. Come on.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><em>Big Boner Beau\/ Bigbonobo: <\/em><\/p>\n<p>Big Boner Beau says Peace. Peace. Big Boner Beau says Love. Big Boner Beau says Happiness. Big Boner Beau says Let\u2019s have safe sex. And be happy.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>I may be sleazy \u2013 but I ain\u2019t easy.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>You sexy girls can save the world<\/p>\n<p>You gotta watch your health, look after yourself<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Don&#8217;t get redactive \u2013 you gotta get proactive. Yeah.<\/p>\n<p>Just tell him:<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><em>Bonee<\/em>:<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>If you ain\u2019t wearin\u2019 \u2013<\/p>\n<p>I\u2019m not ain\u2019t sharin\u2019<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Don\u2019t wanna get \u201cclapped\u201d<\/p>\n<p>I take my sausage shrink-wrapped.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>You can get boney<\/p>\n<p>but leave the skin on the baloney.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>I\u2019ll take off my Playtex<\/p>\n<p>if you put on a latex<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Call me Gretel \u2013<\/p>\n<p>(I need my \u2019Ansell!)<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Life\u2019s for livin\u2019 \u2013<\/p>\n<p>but the condom\u2019s a given<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>I\u2019ll come up to your condominium<\/p>\n<p>but the condom\u2019s a minimum<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Put that cock in a sock<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>It\u2019s a lovely erection<\/p>\n<p>but where\u2019s the protection?<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Just wanna holdya<\/p>\n<p>my Trojan soldier<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>I\u2019ll take your Big Bubba<\/p>\n<p>if he\u2019s dressed in a rubber<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>I won\u2019t take no whanger &#8211; \u2018less it\u2019s\u00a0 dressed in a franger*<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Hey Superman,<\/p>\n<p>put on your suit.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>* ancient Aussie slang for \u2018french letter.\u2019 (Showing my age!)<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; Info Let&#8217;s Have Safe Sex (improved Real Woma\u2026\u00a0by\u00a0robwalkerpoet Think of it as a funky \u00a0Public Health Announcement of a Sexual Nature. 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