{"id":564,"date":"2011-04-25T22:10:20","date_gmt":"2011-04-25T11:10:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.robwalkerpoet.com\/?page_id=564"},"modified":"2011-04-25T22:11:23","modified_gmt":"2011-04-25T11:11:23","slug":"damn-near-identical","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/www.robwalkerpoet.com\/?page_id=564","title":{"rendered":"Damn near identical"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><object type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\" width=\"450\" height=\"25\" data=\"http:\/\/bigcontact.com\/feed-player\/robwalkerpoet\/damn-near-identical\/r:1;t:100\"><param name=\"quality\" value=\"best\" \/><param name=\"wmode\" value=\"window\" \/><param name=\"allowScriptAccess\" value=\"always\" \/><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\" \/><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http:\/\/bigcontact.com\/feed-player\/robwalkerpoet\/damn-near-identical\/r:1;t:100\" \/><\/object><br \/>\nUsing Gurdonark\u2019s beautifully minimalist remix of debbizo\u2019s samples to create a dysfunctional toy sound to my words about a very strange (but real) pair\u2026<br \/>\n<strong>identical twins<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Those twins are damn near identical<br \/>\nThose twins laugh like loons<\/p>\n<p>Those twins have a sister who had matted hair<br \/>\nThose twins are almost as crazy as their father<\/p>\n<p>Those twins shit their pants for fun<br \/>\nThose twins have identical snot on the upper lip<\/p>\n<p>Those twins have canines like dracula<br \/>\nThose twins aren\u2019t yet six<\/p>\n<p>Those twins are ADHD<br \/>\nThose twins could go either way<\/p>\n<p>Those twins may end up as standup comics<\/p>\n<p>Or a pair of serial killers<\/p>\n<p>Or maybe one<\/p>\n<p>of each.<\/p>\n<p> \u00a9 rob walker<\/p>\n<p>[Thanks to <a href=\"http:\/\/negativesoundinstitute.com\/gurdonark2.php\">Gurdonark<\/a> from Dallas, Texas for the quirky music originally entitled Little Penguin which included samples by <a href=\"http:\/\/www.debmatthewszott.com\/\">Deb Matthews-Zott<\/a>]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Using Gurdonark\u2019s beautifully minimalist remix of debbizo\u2019s samples to create a dysfunctional toy sound to my words about a very strange (but real) pair\u2026 identical twins Those twins are damn near identical Those twins laugh like loons Those twins have &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.robwalkerpoet.com\/?page_id=564\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"parent":531,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","template":"","meta":{"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-564","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.robwalkerpoet.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/564","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.robwalkerpoet.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.robwalkerpoet.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.robwalkerpoet.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.robwalkerpoet.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=564"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.robwalkerpoet.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/564\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":566,"href":"https:\/\/www.robwalkerpoet.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/564\/revisions\/566"}],"up":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.robwalkerpoet.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/531"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.robwalkerpoet.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=564"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}