{"id":543,"date":"2011-04-24T23:11:08","date_gmt":"2011-04-24T12:11:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.robwalkerpoet.com\/?page_id=543"},"modified":"2016-08-02T14:36:09","modified_gmt":"2016-08-02T03:36:09","slug":"poem-2","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/www.robwalkerpoet.com\/?page_id=543","title":{"rendered":"speech of parts"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\"><span lang=\"EN-US\">I don\u2019t know what I metaphor. <\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\"><span lang=\"EN-US\">I tried ten puns to make her laugh. <\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\"><span lang=\"EN-US\"> No pun in ten did.<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\"><span lang=\"EN-US\"><em>I\u2019m a poet!\u00a0<\/em><\/span><span lang=\"EN-US\">I ejaculated prematurely &#8211;<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\"><span lang=\"EN-US\">She just left me \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0dangling <\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\"><span lang=\"EN-US\">a participle, part-disciple, part-adieu, pas de deux, <\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\"><span lang=\"EN-US\">cut me to the Quink with her secateurs<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\"><span lang=\"EN-US\"> (non sequitur)<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\"><span lang=\"EN-US\">my heart cut up as a found poem<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\">split \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0as an infinitive<\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\"><span lang=\"EN-US\">I am in the present \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0tense<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\"><span lang=\"EN-US\">She, \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0the past, \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0perfect.<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\"><span lang=\"EN-US\">\u00a9 rob walker \u00a02005<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\"><span lang=\"EN-US\">Published in BEST AUSTRALIAN POEMS 2005 <\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\"><span lang=\"EN-US\">(Ed. Les Murray, Black Inc.)<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\">and Original Clich\u00e9s, Ginninderra Press, 2016<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp; I don\u2019t know what I metaphor. I tried ten puns to make her laugh. No pun in ten did. I\u2019m a poet!\u00a0I ejaculated prematurely &#8211; She just left me \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0dangling a participle, part-disciple, &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.robwalkerpoet.com\/?page_id=543\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"parent":4,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","template":"","meta":{"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-543","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.robwalkerpoet.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/543","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.robwalkerpoet.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.robwalkerpoet.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.robwalkerpoet.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.robwalkerpoet.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=543"}],"version-history":[{"count":13,"href":"https:\/\/www.robwalkerpoet.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/543\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2727,"href":"https:\/\/www.robwalkerpoet.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/543\/revisions\/2727"}],"up":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.robwalkerpoet.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/4"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.robwalkerpoet.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=543"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}