{"id":796,"date":"2011-07-19T20:12:25","date_gmt":"2011-07-19T09:12:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.robwalkerpoet.com\/?p=796"},"modified":"2011-07-21T01:10:59","modified_gmt":"2011-07-20T14:10:59","slug":"fat-lady-japan","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.robwalkerpoet.com\/?p=796","title":{"rendered":"Fat Lady Japan"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-798\" title=\"fatladyjapanjpg\" src=\"http:\/\/www.robwalkerpoet.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/fatladyjapanjpg-300x185.jpg\" alt=\"fatladyjapanjpg\" width=\"300\" height=\"185\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.robwalkerpoet.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/fatladyjapanjpg-300x185.jpg 300w, http:\/\/www.robwalkerpoet.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/fatladyjapanjpg.jpg 320w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>This is the other side of the Beach Blanket secret mixter. <a href=\"http:\/\/callingsistermidnight.wordpress.com\">Calling Sister Midnight<\/a> drew the short straw \u2013 me. She chose my reading of One Fat Lady (originally &#8216;octophobia&#8217; in my <em>phobiaphobia<\/em> collection) made it grand opera and renamed it Fat Lady Japan. Grandiose.<br \/>\n<object type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\" width=\"450\" height=\"25\" data=\"http:\/\/bigcontact.com\/feed-player\/robwalkerpoet\/octophobia---one-fat-lady\/r:1;t:100\"><param name=\"quality\" value=\"best\" \/><param name=\"wmode\" value=\"window\" \/><param name=\"allowScriptAccess\" value=\"always\" \/><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\" \/><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http:\/\/bigcontact.com\/feed-player\/robwalkerpoet\/octophobia---one-fat-lady\/r:1;t:100\" \/><\/object><\/p>\n<p><strong> One Fat Lady\/ Octophobia<\/strong><br \/>\n2 is fine.<br \/>\nEven squared.<br \/>\nCubed is out of the question.<br \/>\nBingo!    The quaking begins.<br \/>\nEven one fat lady is one too many.<br \/>\nShe begins to sing<br \/>\nas infinity stands<br \/>\non its<br \/>\nhead.<br \/>\n\u221e<\/p>\n<p>\u00a9 rob walker (from phobiaphobia, Picaro Press, 2008)<br \/>\n\u201cCalling Sister Midnight\u201d is the DJ\/production name for Melody Romancito, a nu-jazz, pop &amp; blues singer out of Taos, New Mexico. Thanks Melody.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This is the other side of the Beach Blanket secret mixter. Calling Sister Midnight drew the short straw \u2013 me. She chose my reading of One Fat Lady (originally &#8216;octophobia&#8217; in my phobiaphobia collection) made it grand opera and renamed &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.robwalkerpoet.com\/?p=796\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-796","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.robwalkerpoet.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/796","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.robwalkerpoet.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.robwalkerpoet.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.robwalkerpoet.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.robwalkerpoet.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=796"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"http:\/\/www.robwalkerpoet.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/796\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":799,"href":"http:\/\/www.robwalkerpoet.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/796\/revisions\/799"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.robwalkerpoet.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=796"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.robwalkerpoet.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=796"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.robwalkerpoet.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=796"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}