{"id":523,"date":"2011-04-19T06:09:29","date_gmt":"2011-04-18T19:09:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.robwalkerpoet.com\/?p=523"},"modified":"2011-04-25T22:47:34","modified_gmt":"2011-04-25T11:47:34","slug":"identical-twins","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.robwalkerpoet.com\/?p=523","title":{"rendered":"identical twins"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-526\" title=\"identicaltwins2\" src=\"http:\/\/www.robwalkerpoet.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/04\/identicaltwins2-291x300.jpg\" alt=\"identicaltwins2\" width=\"291\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.robwalkerpoet.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/04\/identicaltwins2-291x300.jpg 291w, http:\/\/www.robwalkerpoet.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/04\/identicaltwins2.jpg 432w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 291px) 100vw, 291px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>identical twins<\/p>\n<p>Those twins are damn near identical<br \/>\nThose twins laugh like loons<\/p>\n<p>Those twins have a sister who had matted hair<br \/>\nThose twins are almost as crazy as their father<\/p>\n<p>Those twins shit their pants for fun<br \/>\nThose twins have identical snot on the upper lip<\/p>\n<p>Those twins have canines like dracula<br \/>\nThose twins aren\u2019t yet six<\/p>\n<p>Those twins are ADHD<br \/>\nThose twins could go either way<\/p>\n<p>Those twins may end up as standup comics<\/p>\n<p>Or a pair of serial killers<\/p>\n<p>Or maybe one<\/p>\n<p>of each.<\/p>\n<p>\u00a9 rob walker, 2011<\/p>\n<p>Thanks to  debbizo and Gurdonark for the music which is as disturbing as the twins.<\/p>\n<p>Hear it:<br \/>\n<object type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\" width=\"450\" height=\"25\" data=\"http:\/\/bigcontact.com\/feed-player\/robwalkerpoet\/damn-near-identical\/r:1;t:100\"><param name=\"quality\" value=\"best\" \/><param name=\"wmode\" value=\"window\" \/><param name=\"allowScriptAccess\" value=\"always\" \/><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\" \/><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http:\/\/bigcontact.com\/feed-player\/robwalkerpoet\/damn-near-identical\/r:1;t:100\" \/><\/object><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>identical twins Those twins are damn near identical Those twins laugh like loons Those twins have a sister who had matted hair Those twins are almost as crazy as their father Those twins shit their pants for fun Those twins &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.robwalkerpoet.com\/?p=523\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-523","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.robwalkerpoet.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/523","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.robwalkerpoet.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.robwalkerpoet.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.robwalkerpoet.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.robwalkerpoet.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=523"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/www.robwalkerpoet.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/523\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":572,"href":"http:\/\/www.robwalkerpoet.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/523\/revisions\/572"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.robwalkerpoet.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=523"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.robwalkerpoet.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=523"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.robwalkerpoet.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=523"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}