{"id":1995,"date":"2014-04-18T05:50:16","date_gmt":"2014-04-17T18:50:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.robwalkerpoet.com\/?p=1995"},"modified":"2014-04-17T22:50:46","modified_gmt":"2014-04-17T11:50:46","slug":"napowrimo-day-18-selling-my-poetry-book","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.robwalkerpoet.com\/?p=1995","title":{"rendered":"NaPoWriMo Day 18: Selling my poetry book"},"content":{"rendered":"<h4><a href=\"http:\/\/www.robwalkerpoet.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/04\/Merch.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-medium wp-image-1996\" alt=\"Merch\" src=\"http:\/\/www.robwalkerpoet.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/04\/Merch-300x300.jpg\" width=\"300\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.robwalkerpoet.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/04\/Merch-300x300.jpg 300w, http:\/\/www.robwalkerpoet.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/04\/Merch-150x150.jpg 150w, http:\/\/www.robwalkerpoet.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/04\/Merch-1024x1024.jpg 1024w, http:\/\/www.robwalkerpoet.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/04\/Merch.jpg 1500w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/h4>\n<h4>Selling my poetry book.<\/h4>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Customers who bought me also bought a kilogram of bruised bananas<\/p>\n<p>Customers who bought me also bought 50 Shades of Gray<\/p>\n<p>Customers who bought me also bought a one month bus pass<\/p>\n<p>Customers who bought me also bought Valentines chocolates<\/p>\n<p>Customers who bought me also bought sex toys<\/p>\n<p>Customers who bought me also bought asthma medication<\/p>\n<p>Customers who bought me also bought a McHappy Meal<\/p>\n<p>Customers who bought me also bought gargantuan TV screens<\/p>\n<p>Customers who bought me also bought 10 ounces of crystal meth<\/p>\n<p>Customers who bought me also bought time-share holidays in the Caymans<\/p>\n<p>Customers who bought me also bought sponsorship for a child in Eritrea<\/p>\n<p>Customers who bought me also bought weapons to arm insurgents<\/p>\n<p>Customers who bought me were conceived in 1953 Buicks<\/p>\n<p>Customers who bought me were unable to get an abortion in 23 states.<\/p>\n<p>Customers who abort me were unable to buy twenty three states.<\/p>\n<p>Customers who bought me felt like they hadn\u2019t achieved anything of significance in their lives<\/p>\n<p>Customers who bought me lived in the moment<\/p>\n<p>Customers who bought me were lapsed Catholics<\/p>\n<p>Customers who bought me were prolapsed and proLife<\/p>\n<p>Customers who bought me embezzled $1.2 million undetected to finance their gambling addiction<\/p>\n<p>Customers who bought me just wanted a little respect and recognition<\/p>\n<p>Customers who bought me just wanted their husbands to give them a backrub<\/p>\n<p>Customers who bought me sold themselves<\/p>\n<p>Customers who bought me longed to return to their childhood.<\/p>\n<p>Customers who bought me hated their childhood<\/p>\n<p>Customers who bought me are like, y\u2019know, inarticulate as.<\/p>\n<p>Customers who bought me know there\u2019s no money in poetry.<\/p>\n<p>Customers who bought me know there\u2019s no poetry in money<\/p>\n<p>Customers who bought me will never be in the history books<\/p>\n<p>Customers who bought me will never be in the news<\/p>\n<p>Customers who bought me will never be in prison<\/p>\n<p>Customers who bought me will never be in.<\/p>\n<p>Customers who bought me will never be.<\/p>\n<p>Customers who bought me will never.<\/p>\n<p>Customers who bought me will.<\/p>\n<p>Customers who bought me.<\/p>\n<p>Customers who bored me.<\/p>\n<p>Customers who bought<\/p>\n<p>customers who bought<\/p>\n<p>me.<\/p>\n<p>Customers who?<\/p>\n<p>Customers.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Selling my poetry book. &nbsp; Customers who bought me also bought a kilogram of bruised bananas Customers who bought me also bought 50 Shades of Gray Customers who bought me also bought a one month bus pass Customers who bought &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.robwalkerpoet.com\/?p=1995\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1995","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.robwalkerpoet.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1995","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.robwalkerpoet.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.robwalkerpoet.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.robwalkerpoet.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.robwalkerpoet.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1995"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.robwalkerpoet.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1995\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1997,"href":"http:\/\/www.robwalkerpoet.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1995\/revisions\/1997"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.robwalkerpoet.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1995"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.robwalkerpoet.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1995"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.robwalkerpoet.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1995"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}