{"id":1992,"date":"2014-04-17T05:28:42","date_gmt":"2014-04-16T18:28:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.robwalkerpoet.com\/?p=1992"},"modified":"2014-04-17T07:20:12","modified_gmt":"2014-04-16T20:20:12","slug":"napowrimo-day-17-call-me-buy-curious","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.robwalkerpoet.com\/?p=1992","title":{"rendered":"NaPoWriMo Day 17: call me buy-curious"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.robwalkerpoet.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/04\/magnum.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-full wp-image-1993\" alt=\"magnum\" src=\"http:\/\/www.robwalkerpoet.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/04\/magnum.jpg\" width=\"201\" height=\"251\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<h4>call me buy-curious\u2026<\/h4>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>\u2026but when i had to stop for fuel at port wakefield i saved $3 out of the $100 bill with my coles docket and the service station guy asked if i wanted to try the new flavour magnum icecream for only $3 today &amp; i thought what the hell and i wasn\u2019t surprised that it was smaller than i expected and a little too sweet and the chocolate wasn\u2019t dark and i asked myself why after a whole lifetime the advertisers still suck me in like this and that the dream is always better than the reality\u2026<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>call me buy-curious\u2026 &nbsp; \u2026but when i had to stop for fuel at port wakefield i saved $3 out of the $100 bill with my coles docket and the service station guy asked if i wanted to try the new &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.robwalkerpoet.com\/?p=1992\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1992","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.robwalkerpoet.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1992","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.robwalkerpoet.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.robwalkerpoet.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.robwalkerpoet.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.robwalkerpoet.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1992"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.robwalkerpoet.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1992\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1994,"href":"http:\/\/www.robwalkerpoet.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1992\/revisions\/1994"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.robwalkerpoet.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1992"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.robwalkerpoet.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1992"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.robwalkerpoet.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1992"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}